Pun intended

No pun, no fun!

Quake-o-Tweet

In case of earthquake, exit building before tweeting about it!

Fool

When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.

Birthday Alarm!

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once :D

Lawyers!

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge :D

Errata

One man's error is another mans data!

The bad & good news

The bad news is time flies.. The good news is you're the pilot!

Consultant

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.. ;)

Don't try when you have the manual

Two hours of trial and error can save ten minutes of manual reading :D

AI

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity :D

Misprint!

A poet can survive anything but a misprint ;)

Are we one of them?

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like :O

Your lovely smile...

Smile is cheaper than electricity, but gives more light to your life...
So, always smile and prove that you are better than a Tube Light! :D

Work Station!

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... :O

Moral: We must not take all things literally!

Testing the river's depth

Never test the depth of the river with both the feet in :P

10 types of people

There are only '10' types of people in dis world. Those who understand BINARY and those who don't :D

Using the tongue

It takes about 3 years to learn how to use the tongue, but a lifetime to learn where & when to use appropriately :P

Double your money :D

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket ;)

Drop the hammer, use brains!

If the only tool one has is a hammer, tends to see every problem as a nail.

To err is human..

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so :D